My “Owie”

2008 November 24

Little Dude has noticed something about his Mommy. Something that I list in #39, here, and frequently mention, whenever I talk about my college friend, Tendrils.

Mommy has a tattoo.

It isn’t big and it isn’t that noticeable, and although it is something I don’t regret doing (it meant something to me at the time), it isn’t something I ever wanted to flaunt, and I placed it on my hip, accordingly. It was something I did for me and because Tendrils was threatening my life can be very convincing.

As I once again daydreamed about the days of privacy while perched upon the porcelain throne, Little Dude, whom had followed me into the bathroom while chanting “potty,” suddenly pointed at my hip and proclaimed, “owie!”

Yes, Little Dude has determined that moles, freckles, indentations from socks, the nipples on his own chest (how I keep from laughing hysterically at this one – I have yet to figure out), and anything else tainting otherwise unmarked skin (or fur!) is an “owie.” The stories about “Spot, the dog” – Spot’s spot is an “owie,” from Little Dude’s point of view. And now, my tattoo, which is normally hidden from view, is the ultimate owie. I just hope he doesn’t try to pull down my pants to point it out, again. (Don’t laugh – he delights in unzipping everything right now.)

After this incident with Little Dude, and watching my cousin’s son this past weekend, I know the day is coming when he will walk-up to a complete stranger, to comment about a different tattoo, piercing or something else different from what he knows, and I hope the person is understanding at the natural curiousity of a child.

I recall my mom yelling at me, when I was young, for pointing and laughing at a man with a ponytail. I grew-up in the 1970s – long hair and a ponytail on a guy wasn’t that odd, so why I just noticed it on that day, for that man, I have no idea. I just remember asking my mom, very loudly, why, “that man is wearing a girl ponytail?” (Maybe he had a pink tieback in his hair – I’m trying to remember.)

Mom had to have been mortified. And now, her revenge on me is probably on the way – for that incident, not for the tattoo, which she promised me I would regret someday.

By the way, my child now refers to himself in the third person. And his version of his name is absolutely HILARIOUS – and so darn appropriate. Although I won’t share here, I would be happy to share it one-on-one, since it ties into my career so appropriately. Just let me know.

14 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 November 24
    Julie permalink

    He just needs to spend more time with me. That’ll get the oddity of tattoos and piercings out of his system.

    (well, maybe not tatts so much since mine are hidden as well)

  2. 2008 November 24
    Andrea permalink

    That is too funny! Kids’ curiosity and awareness is amazing!

  3. 2008 November 24

    “As I once again daydreamed about the days of privacy while perched upon the porcelain throne” – haha you’re so funny. Privacy will return, I promise. :)

  4. 2008 November 24

    From the mouths of babes…

    The mole under my chin is an object of curiosity with preschoolers. It is going to be removed.

  5. 2008 November 24
    jen permalink

    I’d love to get a tattoo, but then I’d have the whole explaining thing with the boys. Maybe I’ll just go with them when they get theirs. ;)
    And I love how he refers to himself! LOL

  6. 2008 November 24
    Stacey permalink

    Email me the name.

  7. 2008 November 25

    I was just doing my 100 as it is comming up soon (Subject to me actually updating).

    I too have an “owie”

  8. 2008 November 25

    *BIG SMILE* – this post was sooo funny! you made me laugh :)

  9. 2008 November 25

    funny little man.

    it is not only with children that you lose the privacy of the bathroom. i am positive my puppy love thinks there is a secret escape door he has not yet found — either that or through some miracle of physics i will be able to slip (shove with great effort) my body out the teeny tiny bathroom window.

    your babe is so very funny — i like his perspectives of owies — but his own nipples!!!! i can’t stop laughing at that.

    i think you should focus on his accomplishments instead of living in fear — his zipper skills sound impressive for one his age!

    be well,

    storm

  10. 2008 November 26

    Been there, done that… When Jared was 4-ish, he pointed out and asked about a large mole on the cashier’s face at Wal*Mart… If I remember correctly, he asked her about her “big pimple”… I was mortified, but the lady was very nice about it.

  11. 2008 November 26


    First Julie – You know, you can fix that my dear… Move further North. :D

    Andrea – Just you wait… Binky is working up to this.

    Veredd – I’ll get to ponder my thoughts on the porcelain throne in private someday again? Really? I can only dream…

    Mrs V – I’m not removing the tattoo. I don’t care what mom says on this one.

    Jen – **giggle** Yep, go with them someday…

    Stacey – Done!

    Mr. Geek – Now I know something more about you! Not what I expected from you…

    Bee – So glad I made you chuckle!

    Storm – Supercat follows me into the bathroom, too, so after 11 years in his presence, you would think I would no longer crave privacy in there, but I still dream…

    Julie – See?!?!?!? I know this is waiting for me down the road and it is my mom’s revenge – she didn’t even have to arrange it.

  12. 2008 December 4

    Seriously…..I was not threatening then or now. You always make me sound like a tyrant! Tell your readers how sweet, kind, and caring I am! :P

    Punky has also seen my tattoo…….

    I saw you, me and Mr. Geek go get tat #2 together! :) Road trip? ;)

  13. 2008 December 4

    oops, that should say…

    I SAY you, me and Mr. Geek go get tat #2 together! :) Road trip? ;)

  14. 2008 December 5

    tendrils: Wow you really are a bad influence :D

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